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just another overweight teenager who has no real goals in life except to work in lidl for free £4.95 champagne. i like jam sandwiches and i always wear a hat. i always wanted to be called felicity, but emily it is. that's my name.

an entry a day (basically a more clean version of this blog, the same entries but just more broken down and no random entries i'll stop rambling now)

then get the fuck out, AND SEE THEM.

then get the fuck out, AND SEE THEM.

sorryyournotawinner:

literally died when she said that haha :’)

sorryyournotawinner:

literally died when she said that haha :’)

Late night Betty Crocker rainbow cake

  • Fuck
  • Me
  • Now

Perfect day with perfect people. This was definitely one of my favourite days of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Perfect day with perfect people. This was definitely one of my favourite days of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Hate the bitch teacher with the umbrella. This day was well hot.. and she had an umbrella cos she burns easily. She looked like a top cunt. Top cunt mate, top cunt. She’s hated me from the beginning. Look how tall I am compared to these pals of mine, especially little Riannon :) Never have to see Miss Skennerton again, never have to speak to her. How brilliant.

Hate the bitch teacher with the umbrella. This day was well hot.. and she had an umbrella cos she burns easily. She looked like a top cunt. Top cunt mate, top cunt. She’s hated me from the beginning. Look how tall I am compared to these pals of mine, especially little Riannon :) Never have to see Miss Skennerton again, never have to speak to her. How brilliant.

Yo, MTV welcome to my crib.
Fucking hate living here, can’t wait to move :) It’s going to be a grand day and I’m going to decorate my room all lovely and help mum do the garden and things might be perfect for a change. First task - find a fucking house.

Yo, MTV welcome to my crib.

Fucking hate living here, can’t wait to move :) It’s going to be a grand day and I’m going to decorate my room all lovely and help mum do the garden and things might be perfect for a change. First task - find a fucking house.