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just another overweight teenager who has no real goals in life except to work in lidl for free £4.95 champagne. i like jam sandwiches and i always wear a hat. i always wanted to be called felicity, but emily it is. that's my name.

an entry a day (basically a more clean version of this blog, the same entries but just more broken down and no random entries i'll stop rambling now)

Just went out for dinner with the parents and I’ve eaten like a bowl of pasta with a side salad and I had pasta earlier and now I’m so full so I feel like I could pop any minute. Really wish I just got the ceasar salad instead but my eyes are bigger than my mouth. Just had a chat with Riannon cos the eyebrow place burnt her eyebrow with hot wax so she’s going to sue them hahahaha oh god love her. So fucking hell, I’m going to skype her tonight and she’s going to show me her pussy brow |-)