Today was weird.
I woke up at half 9 with a really fuzzy head and I felt so shit, like literally, I actually felt like a lump of turd. I came downstairs to get some food and all I had was:
Two 4 cheese pizzas, and 5 bags of potatoes. Why 5? I don’t even know.
Pear slices, salad dressing, lemon juice and barbecue sauce
Empty cartons of juice
(Mum left me a note on the side telling me not to cook the pizzas cos they were for dinner. I either had to get imaginative or starve until my dad picked me up. I starved)
On the note she also wrote ‘here’s some washing for you to do, have a good day’
It’s easy to say that I wasn’t impressed in the slightest. So I did some washing and ironing which in reality only took about fourty five minutes but that only left me with 15 minutes to get ready so I literally jumped in and out the shower and then got dressed to the soundtrack of ‘Fame’. I like soundtracks. Shoot me.
(A flattering photo of myself. I was joking. I look like a rhino)
I then ventured to Emrog’s and met her and her boyf at the park outside Bobs Shop. We went on the zipwire but then it got way to hot and Em was wearing leather so we were like LOL AT YOU. Then we went back to hers and watched Lesbian Vampire Killers and they were like getting off with each other and I was literally laying there like dying not knowing what to do so I was like ‘err I’m going to have a fag’ and went outside and her brother came and sat with me for a bit. He used to like me, don’t know if he still does, but that was amusing cos he kept trying to touch me and I was like oh dear why is this day so sexual. Then I realized how lonely I am and I’d quite like a nice boyfriend. Mother picked me up at half past four. I came home. Had some rice. Now I’m laying in bed waiting for Yas to come over and waiting for my pizza that I’ve been waiting for all day and it looks so good cos it’s 4 different types of cheeses and I’m literally just going to murder it.
